Ploughman’s Lunch
Crusty bread does the heavy lifting here, with mature cheddar rounding it out. A British lunch that takes 15 minutes, start to finish.
✓ USDA-verified nutrition data
1000 calories
45g protein
85g carbs
51g fat
6g fiber
Ingredients
- 250 g Crusty bread
- 8 oz Mature cheddar
- 0.5 cup Pickled onions
- 4 tbsp Branston pickle
- 1 Apples
- 2 Hard-boiled eggs
- 3 tbsp Butter
- 2 stalks Celery
Steps
- This is assembly, not cooking — which means ingredient quality is everything. Buy the best cheddar, the crustiest bread, and proper pickle.
- Slice the bread thick and butter it generously. A ploughman’s is not a place for restraint.
- Cut the cheddar into doorstop wedges — never grated, never sliced thin. Arrange on a board with the pickled onions, pickle, apple slices, eggs, and celery.
- Serve at room temperature with a pint of bitter if you’re doing it properly, or a strong cup of tea if it’s a workday.
- There is no wrong way to eat it, but the accepted technique is a bit of everything in each bite: cheese, pickle, bread, onion, apple.